These are some additional stories: As before, these are just the punchlines.

13)You may kiss the probation officer 

14) I F’ing hate sailing. 

15)The two nights (in 35 years) that I ever slept on the couch. 

16) Black Chevy Ford 

17) Horse and Bear Costumes  

18)The time Syd, and I, had food poisoning and she still almost passed the City and County Life  Guard Test. I was just shy of needing to be hospitalized. 

19)The time she got sea sick paddling the Na Pali Coast and still had the time of her life. She  eventually discovered chewable Dramamine and we did it 13 other times. 

20)Our first date where I took her Friday Night Racing on a J-24 in Gale Force Winds. She fell  through the lifelines but pretended she had a great time until a year and a half later. she timed  her delivery right after we said our vows and then she said, “I just want you to know, I F-ing hate  sailing.” 

21)The time she was really mad at me because our adorable 4 year old was saying, “shit, shit,  shit” in school. I was confused at first because I am normally pretty mellow but escalate quickly  to, GDMF!” Syd realized it was what she said when she drives.  

22) The time she met Michael Jordan and got to work out with him every day for 3 days. (She  got to touch his abs. People asked if I was jealous. I said I was—I also wanted to touch his abs).